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    Verde, harlet,
    maine tre sa sap gradina, atata tot, nothing abnormal mate! -ras2-
     
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    Cum afisez un ceva cu o oglinda de baie? -ras4- -nas-
     
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    Injuraturi intelectuale:
    - Prezenta dv. nu se ridica niciodata la inaltimea absentei dv.
    - O zi fara dvs. e ca o luna de concediu.
    - Daca v-am jignit, am savurat-o.
    - Dvs. reusiti sa faceti pe cineva sa aprecieze linistea.
    - Fiecare trebuie sa existe, dar de ce tocmai dvs.?
    - De ce nu mergem noi doi undeva unde poate fiecare sa fie de unul singur?
    - Am avut o seara foarte placuta. N-a fost seara asta, dar nu ma vait.
    - S-a sinucis candva cineva din familia dvs.? Nu? Cum ar fi?
    - Nu v-au rugat niciodata parintii sa fugiti de-acasa?
    - Eu nu uit niciodata un chip, dar in cazul dvs. o sa fac o exceptie…
    - Oare este astazi o zi deosebita sau sunteti de obicei asa de tampit?
    - Data viitoare cand ai de gand sa-ti arunci toalele, nu te dezbraca.
    - Nu, eu nu aud rau… va ignor numai.
    - Va rog sa nu va miscati! As vrea sa va uit asa cum sunteti…
    - Sunteti intr-adevar un argument convingator pentru paturi separate.
    - Tu ai arata foarte bine in ceva lung, curgator… Amazon, Nil, Dunare..
    .- Sunteti la fel de binevenit ca si telefonul care suna in timpul sexului.

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