Da, Nick77, dar in scrisoare nu zice nimic de cursurile vocationale pe care trebuie sa le urmam noi pentru aeroporturi, hoteluri, etc. Raspunsul e general, se refera la toti studentii full-time, care prin yellow card au dreptul la 20 de ore lucrate pe saptamana. Deci tot in ceata suntem...

Sa ne-amuzam putin (dar in engleza)

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

 The winners are:
 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
 10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes, and it's a serious bummer.
13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
14. Glibido: All talk and no action.
15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:
1. Coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
3. Abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly, adj. impotent.
6. Negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
 7.  Lymph, v. to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle, n. olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash, n. a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle, n. a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude, n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon, n. a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster, n a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
 16. Circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

Yellow Cardurile se dau si se vor da ,am trimis un e-mail catre Home Office ,si raspunsul este afirmativ .

Atata vreme cat colegiul este acreditat si cursurile la fel ,nu vor exista nici un fel de impedimente.










Dear Sir/Madam,


Thank you for your enquiry.

Following accession, you have a right to reside in the UK as a student if you are engaged in a full-time course of study. You do not need permission from the UK Border Agency to be a student.

If you hold a valid Student Visa under the Immigration Rules, you can continue to work for up to 20 hours a week during term-time and full time during the holidays.

If you do not hold a Student Visa, and you wish to work part-time whilst studying, you must first obtain a Student Registration Certificate. This will confirm that you are an EEA national exercising a treaty right as a student and will provide you with permission to work for up to 20 hours a week during term-time and full-time during the holidays.

You will need to obtain and complete Application Form BR1.

For further information and application forms, please visit the UK Border Agency website at: www.ukba.homeoffice.gov.uk

Yours faithfully,

Rez Jason

Managed Migration

UK Border Agency

If you intend to reply to this e-mail please ensure that you re-send all the information from your original enquiry.




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From: nickolas nickolas [mailto:nickolass77@yahoo.com]
Sent: 14 May 2008 17:00
To: IND Public Enquiries
Subject: Do i get the yellow card?

Georgiv, tu tot pentru aeroport trebuie sa lucrezi? prin ce firma trebuie sa pleci? mie nu mi-au mai zis nimic cei de la Work & Adventure si de la ETCi nu am mai aflat nimic nou. Maine poate aflam, ca nu mai rezist

klm zboara in  de pe 8-17 august si ma costa din humberside 158 de lire dus -intors.....sincer nu prea ma incanta ideea cu mersul la londra....si apoi din bucuresti o sa ma opresc in barlad cred....oricum mersi mult pr sugetie ...ma mai gandesc oricum....

Happy10, poti sa vii insotit(a) de cine vrei tu. 

Dud, voi tine minte sa ii impartasesc sotiei tale aceste ganduri sincere. 

Nu cred ca m-as intoarce nici daca mi-as pierde serviciul sau casa.

Spun asta cu un gust destul de amar ptc de cite ori merg in Ro mi se apleaca din momentul cind pun piciorul in avion al Tarmoului. Apoi, d-ne fereste daca cineva de acolo (familie) are nevoie de doctor, iar mi se pune pata. D-ne fereste sa traiesc iar acolo si sa trebuiasca sa am nevoie de medic sau chiar analize ptr singe. Ar fi teroare completa. Nu are rost sa insir aici cite-n luna si stele ca toti stiti la ce ma refer.

Deci, tot dorul si dragul pe care-l acumulez aici in un an sau doi - pina merg iar in concediu acolo, mi se stinge subit.

Nu mai pun la socoteala politica .... saracul Caragiale mai bine se nastea cu 100 de ani mai tirziu ca avea ce scrie.

Tot ce am scris mai sus probabil ca e aplicabil la cei care sint de mai mult timp aici.

Imi cer scuze daca am dezamagit pe unii din voi, dar sincer si cu amaraciune asta este opinia mea despre "acasa".

   Casatoria...si tot ce intra in "iarba verde de acasa".       

salut. Eu am sunat la firma cu care am plecat si mi s-a zis ca voi primi cardul in 2-4 saptamani, si ca nu sunt probleme. Astept sa vad ce se mai intampla

Asta e buna pt. topic.http://www.trilulilu.ro/danielag82/168a1a1a78074c